And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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