the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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