Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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