My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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