If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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