i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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