The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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