Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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