Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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