its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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