wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He's a Shit stain on my heart
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
