I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
My pussy is not your playground.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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