we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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