with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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