Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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