Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
