Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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