she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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