I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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