There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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