No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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