Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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