I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
