she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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