? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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