office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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