She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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