I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
