We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Dicks are not precious.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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