Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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