Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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