I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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