after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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