do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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