Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
