I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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