scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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