I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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