He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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