just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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