If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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