So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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