Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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