i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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