Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Sorry about my life...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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