It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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