Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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