i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
