The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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