i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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