found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Randomize
