if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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