you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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