So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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