Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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