My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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