There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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